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Jan 29

DAMN. haha i failed all this, honestly.

• A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students the
• teacher asked,"Boy. what is your problem?"
• Boy. answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade.My sister is in the
• third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
• third-grade too!"
• The Teacher had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office. While
• the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
• principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he
• would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
• questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.
• Boy. was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
• agreed to take the test.
• Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
• Boy.: "9".
• Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
• Boy.: "36".
• And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
• should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think
• Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I
• have some of my own questions.
• Can I ask him ?" The principal and Boy. both agree.
• the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
• of?
• Boy., after a moment "Legs."
• Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
• Boy.: "Pockets."
• Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
• delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
• Boy.: Coconut
• Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The
• principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,
• Boy. was taking charge.
• Boy.: Bubblegum
• Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
• dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before
• he could stop the answer...
• Boy.: Shake hands
• Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
• Boy.: Yep.
• Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
• get wet before you do.
• Boy.: Tent
• Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
• best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit
• tense.
• Boy.: Wedding Ring
• Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
• me, you feel good.
• Boy.: Nose
• Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
• Boy.: Arrow
• Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
• heat and excitement?
• Boy.: Firetruck
• Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get
• it u have to use ur hand.
• Boy.: Fork
• Teacher: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
• than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
• after they're married?
• Boy.: SURNAME
• Teacher: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
• veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
• Boy.: HEART.
• The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
• "Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

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